Take care of that sweet tooth that that loved one of yours obviously has since they keep sneaking your chocolates! How does that rubber taste, sucka?!?!
Nothing makes one question their life choices or slam down a glass quicker than seeing a bug in their drink. Toss this fella into a glass with other cubes and watch the hilarity ensue! Not recommended for use on "ice crunchers"!
Worse thing in the world is hearing a cat puke. Second worse thing is seeing it (or stepping in it) after the fact! Trick your loved ones or your enemies. Either way...got you!